Akhir Bachha kiska ?: A Santa Banta Joke

Santa and Preeto in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should
get custody of the child.Preeto jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I
brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my
custody.
The judge turns to Santa and says ' What do you have to say in your
defense?

Santa sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
'Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine's or mine?

Yeh sunke...Preeto replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi
mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu fir
wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"

Santa replied : Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar
mehnat maine ki, fir chitthi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?

Judge:...Agar tu chitthi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki
naubat hi na aati.