Sharif Tota: Nice Parrot

Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gyi....
Usne dukandar se kaha vasim bhai ek tota chahaiye....
Dukandar ne use ek tota dikaya...

Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai vasim bhi...
Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai
Lady ne kaha acha..
Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin

"Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai" tote ne kaha.
Lady ne kaha vasim bhai ye to bhut badtamij tota hai gali deta hai.
Vasim bhai us tote ko ander le gaye aur pani me dubaya aur pucha...
Gali dega...
Tota. Han dunga
Vasim ..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega"
Tota... han dunga....
Vasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..
Is bar tota man gya aur kaha nahi dunga kabhi nhi dunga,,,,,
Vo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nahi dega..
Tab lady ne usse pucha ...

Agr mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..
Lady..agar do aadmi aye to kya?
Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,
Lady.agar tin aadmi ..?
Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhayiya.
Lady ...agar char aadmi aye to...
Tota......,vasim bhai pani lao...


Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki "behen ki laudi randi hai"