Mangta hoon to deti nahi.... its funny not vulgar

Mangta hoon to deti nahi,
Jawab meri baat ka

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai,
Rome - Rome jajbaat ka

Kahta hoon usse aise na andar rakho,
yun jawab sawal ka

Wo kahti hai, pahle tum dikhao,
Rukh apne baat ka

Kal sham ko jab kar rahe the sath me,
Kaam apne office ka

Khul gaya achanak uska aankho ke samne,
Bad coding logic ka

Ishara karke kahti hai pakadane ko mujhko,
Cup garam coffee ka

Aur khud mera pakad leti hai..
Thanda glass juice ka

Sochta hoon aaj bahon me pakad ke daal hi doon,
Baalon me phool Gulab ka

Dalte hi gir jata hai,
Patta patta Gulab ka...