Few More Santa Banta Jokes - 2

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Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!

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Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa. Grandson: Pehle aap chup
jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai

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Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..

SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..

Agle din kendi 6+2=8..

fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-

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Papa:Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai?Beta:Papa,
mummy ne LIPGUARD maanga tha, maine FEVIQUICK pakra diya...

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