Few More Santa Banta Jokes

A person never smoked, Drank, no Affair, no Girlfriend, No Flirt, when
died. Insurance Company refused claim,They Said " Jo Jiya hi nahin
mara kaise ?"


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Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?
Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.
Wife: To phir anda bana doon?:-P


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wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai.
Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,pehle ye bata kamini,baki ke 999 kaun hai...

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Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o God she smoked?" Den found
wine"o God she drink?" "Den he saw a boy,"thnk god! Toh ye sab iska
hai.