Three Santa Banta Jokes

Santa : Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe
the. Banta : Ab Kaise hai? Santa : Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi
Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.

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Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?

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3 idiots dekh ke kisne kya seekha??
Medical student :use of vaccum cleaner
MBA student:jo dil kahe wohi karo
Engineer:naak beech mein nahi aati

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