Few More Santa Banta Jokes - 3

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte
the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?
Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.
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Aniversary Par Santa Apni Biwi K Liye Gulab Ka Phul Le Kar Aya
Biwi:Muje Yeh Nahi Chahiye
Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do
Santa:Ye Le Takiya Aur So ja.
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Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai
bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:
Maine socha surprise dunga.