Santa Banata Jokes (Sardarji Jokes) 5 : Its Funny

If sardar want to dial 9449494494 9449494494 ..
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...He will first dial ..... 94494
and then "REDIAL".....................

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......

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Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rhi hai
Police: kon de rha hai
sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge......