Deadly PJs are Back - 2

Emotional Shayari…
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!
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Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng. :-\
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir
gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Asali masale sach sach --MDH.....MDH ...!
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A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why??? ????
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :
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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
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World’s most PAINFUL shayari…
Dil mai chubhi sui….
Dil mai chubhi sui…
Aawaj aayi…………..Uui uui, uui uui…