More Deadly PJs

Once, Mirza Ghalib was caught
doing 'susu' outside his mehbooba's house....
She exclaimed.. "kya kar rahe ho...??"
Mirza saab explained .
"khoya hua hoon main itne gum mein tere vaaste...."
"khoya hua hoon main itne gum mein tere vaaste...."
"ki ab aansoo bhi dhoond rahe hain naye naye raaste!"
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Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi -
Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
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Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi,
par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chodhne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
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kamal ,vimal do bhai the,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
vimal
chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???
Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!