Deadly PJs are Back - 3

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini cried "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was - KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR UTHA. ..