More Deadly PJs

8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena." Dukandar - "Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga." Boy - "Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Paket Willes dedo."
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A New Teacher Joins schoolHe Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.
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Teacher: There is frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost 10Rs/Kg, So what is my Age?
Student: 32 Yrs
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: My sister is 16 yr old, and she is half mad.