PJs are back

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na bhai.
Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
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Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai
aur
Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
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Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran
chad
jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???

Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
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Q17.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there
dont
come any echo sound why ?
Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!
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Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snak hanging on d tree
...
...
sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. "..