More Tinku Jokes

Tintu was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintu:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintu:NA
prof:wat will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
tintu:"BANANA"

PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintu: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintu: "same 2 you"

PTA Meeting
Tintu: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintu: its just u, me & the Principal !


Techy Tintu
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintu:Declare the variable TITANIC as float.