Tinu Is Back

Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintu: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintu: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintu: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?

Tintu called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur.
Radio jocky : How honest.so you want to return his purse?
Tintu : no, i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

Father and tintu were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintu was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinu said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tintu finished.