Laloo's Leela - Part 1

1) Laloo enters a shop and shouts,
“Where’s my free gift with this oil?”
Shopkeeper: “Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji”
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE “

2) Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him:
” God, When shall
I see The defeat of Bush? “
God replies:” Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.”
Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away. Gen Parvez
Musharaff visits God and asks him:
” God, when shall I see the Capture of Kashmir by Pakistan . “
God replies:” Son, you will not see it in lifetime”.
Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him:
” God when shall I see Bihar Becoming a prosperous and happy state ?
” Hearing this, God starts crying. Laaloo is astounded and asks:”
God, why are you crying?
” God replies:” Son, I will not see it in my lifetime.”

3) Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo “WAIT PLEASE”, for which Laloo
replied “85 Kgs” and moved on…