Laloo's Leela - Part 2

Laloo’s family planning policy : DON’T HAVE MORE THAN TWO
CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR
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At a bar in New York , the man to Laloo’s left tells the
bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” And the man’s companion
says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and
asks, “AND U sir?” Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”
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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go
modelling. He steps into a herd of buffaloes and restshis
elbows on a buffalo and poses for the photo.
Next day
the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption !! ‘Laloo, third from left!’