Few More Sardar Jokes 2

Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Srdr: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after
deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!