Few More Sardar Jokes

Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl .... "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up: we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Sardar had twins;
He named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins
&! named Peter & Repeater.
again twins
&!! named Max & Climax.
Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!