Maha Confusion

This is called a confusion within a confusion

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
after shot.

The Indian said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to
get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even
met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman
whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of
family problems.'

The American said, 'Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my
story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter
and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became
my father's father-in-law.

Legally, now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grand-mother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my fathers'
brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my fathers'
son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own
grand father and I am my own grandson. And, you say you have family

The Indian fainted.