Hindi Joke: Dost Ho To Aise

Boy was late at home.

Father asked "kahan tha tu??"
Boy " Friend ke yahan tha"

Father called 10 of his friends

4 answered : "haan uncle yahin tha"

3 answered : "abhi just nikla hai"

2 answered : "haan uncle yahin hai, padh rha hai. phone du kya......."

1 ne hadd hi kar di : he answered " Haan papa, bolo kya hua" !!!!