Two Hindi Jokes

Biwi: Meine aapke birthday per itni mehangi cheez kharidi hai....ki aap dekhte hi khush ho jayenge...
Pati: Shukar hai...tujhe mera khayaal toh aaya.....achchhe dikhao toh....
Biwi: Bas ek min ruko..abhi pahan ke aati hoon.......;-)
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kapil sibbal ki car k neche 1 chota"Puppy" aa k mra gya,sibbal ne driver se kaha K isk malik ka Pata Karo.
Jab drivr Wapis aaya to us ke gale main bahut se phool they,
sibbal: ye Kya h ?
Driver: Sir logon ne meri puri bat he nahi suni or khushi me haar dal diye,Maine sirf ye hi Kaha K.."main kapil sibbal ka driver hun..Kutte ka Bacha mar gya hai." :-P :D