Few Hindi Jokes


Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do,
Father: khud uth k pe lo,
Boy: please de do na……!
Father: ab manga to thappar maron ga
Boy: thappar marne aao to pani letay aana

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Teacher: Fill in the blank : 900 chuhe kha ke billi _____ chali..
Santa: 900 Chuhe khake billi tedi medi chali..
teacher ne thapad mara,oye murkh tujhe iska jawab nahi pata hai?...
Santa: aapka lihaaz rakha maine,kyonki aap mere teacher ho,900 chuhe khake billi hill bhi nahi sakti maine toh fir bhi tedi medi chala di
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Biggest joke on Doctor...
Doctor to patient's friend :Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete.
Patient's Friend: Abe,15 min pehle to accident hua hai