Rajnikanth The Great




- Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.

- Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.

- When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes. =))

- Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.

- Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.

- Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale.

- The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.

- When God watched Robot, he said,`Oh my Rajnikanth!`.

- Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.

- Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.

- Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.

- Intel`s new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.=))