Jokes: Panchat Jokes




Teacher: Semester system ke fayade batao?
Student: sir fayade ta pata nahin par beizzati saal ch 2 vaar ho jandi h

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Boy:
i love u...
Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else...
Boy: ok your happiness matters
me more than ur love...
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Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha
apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha
acha dialogue maar..........hehehe
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Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Papa: idiot ,tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..
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