Santa Banta Jokes



Doctor to Santa: You    will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Santa: Yes. A good doctor.. 

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Santa: My mobile bill how    much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Q: How do you make a  Santa laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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Wife-Oye ji, Sunte Ho,Utho    Utho,Raat ke 2 baje he.
Santa Singh- itni rat ko Q...Uthaya Mujhe
Wife-Aap neend ki goli Lena to    bhul Hi gaye..!

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Santa : "Ek litre    gaaye{cow} Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de.."

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Interviewer: To bataiye PANI ke bina    Insan kaise Marega?
Santa (UPSC Topper): PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi    to doob jayega!

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