Funny Leave Applications

1. A student's leave letter:, "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class....",
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2. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an, accountant -, Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I, am applying for the post.",
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3. Infosys, Bangalore, An employee applied for leave as follows:, Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction, me one-week leave.,
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at, 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave",
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I, request you to leave, me today",
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6. An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.",
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:, As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.,
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8. A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith...",
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9. From H.A.L . Administration dept:, As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,Please grant me 10, days leave.,
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only, husband At home I may be, granted leave".,
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11. Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.",
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12. Another gem from CDAC., Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my, daughter, please grant a week's leave...", ---------------------------------------------,
13. This is from Oracle Bangalore:, From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old, son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..",
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14. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at, 10 o-clock and I may not return, please