Sholay -- Mausi - Jai Dailog




Mausi:- Bura nahi manna beta magar itna tou poochna hi padta
hai hi ki ladka kis Organistion main hai.. Uskey Lakshan
kaisey hai.Kmata Kitnna hai..

Amitabh:-Kammaney ka kya hai mausi ek baar Company join kar li
tou late nights mein kamma hi leyga..

Mausi:- Tou kya woh Late nights karta hai..

Amitabh:-nai nai maine kabh kaha ki woh Late nights karta hai..
Roj Roj project nahi milta na tou kabhi
kabhi BENCH per baith jata hai.. bechara

Mausi:- Bench pe bhi aana jana hai

Amitabh:-Haan mausi ab ye kambhakt company hi aisi cheese
hai.Aur bench par tou bade bade log bheta kartey they

Mausi:-tou kya programer hai

Amit:-che che che!!! woh aur programer NAA NAA !!!! woh tou
bahut hi accha aur nek ladka hai, mugar ek bar koi project mill
gaya tou programing kar leita hai.. Hath pukad key java coding
pei bitha diya tou usmein bicharey Viru ka kya dosh..

Mausi:- Theek kheytey ho beta Programer woh, DBA woh Lekin uska
koi dosh nahi..

Amit:-Mausi aap tou mere dost ko galath samaj rahi hai,woh tou
itna sedha aur bhola hai,arey Basanti se uski ek bar shaadi kar
key tou dekhiye ye Late night,DBA,programing ki adath tou ek
din mein chooth jayegi.

Mausi:- arey is bodhiya ko samja rahey ho! Programing ki adath
kissi ki chooti hai

Amit:- Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi janti ek bar shadi ho jayeah tou
woh cigarrete peena chod dega ........ Late Nights apney aap
bundh ho jaingey..

Mausi:- hai Raam bus yehi kami baki rah gai thi. Tou
kya cigarette bhi peeta hai

Amit:-Tou usmei kaunsi buri bath hai cigarrete aur programming
ka to choli-daman ka saath hain!!!!!

Mausi:-accha! to beta ye bhi batatey jaaoh ki tumhara goonwan
dost asel me kis company ka employee hai

Amit :- Mausiji apne LAMBENT  ka !!!!!

Mausi: hai ram (faints)
Mein apni ladki ko poori umar kuwara rakhna pasand karoongi
magar tere dost ke sath uski shaadi kabhi nahi .